Crazy Chipmunks Bite Me

Sunday was day after tomorrow
I don’t want a dishwasher
Where the leprechaun flew over the rainbow
I don’t need the super hero
Who saved the piggies from the dirty shorts
I have plenty of toilet paper
And it’s too hot for a sweater
All I want is a banana

I don’t want a dancing chipmunk
I have no use for a toaster oven
I might like a pizza milkshake
But there are more important mangos to fry
And I’m all full of kittens and butterflies
I have no need for pet chimpanzee
I definitely don’t want a box of fleas
I want a Banana!

I’m allergic to fairy dust
I’ll only eat gophers if I must
I don’t care what the Easter Bunny has
I don’t want anything from the Muffin Man
I know how many pancakes fit inside a doghouse
I told you I don’t want a dead mouse
I am the Llama!
I wanna Banana!